Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me
realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and
will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to
irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass, each taking a portion. That will be the
difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have
such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are
welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops,
the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however,
responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You
can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal immigrates. We'll keep the hot Alaskan
hockey moms, greedy CEOs and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can
make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll
help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley
McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup
trucks and over-sized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give
everyone health care, if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury
and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be
happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll
practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so,
please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit
delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
John J. Wall, Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Jane (TRAITOR) Fonda, Barbara Streisand and all the other movie "stars" that have
said they don't want to support the conservative ideals of The United States of America, a Republic form of
government with you.
|Do NOT get your ass kicked.
Rules for Military, ex-Military, and Non-Military
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to
join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas
where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National
Anthem - kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If
you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to
make this nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms
(BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' and collecting GI Joe
memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look
stupid and get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in
the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick
7. Next time Old Glory (the flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her
by standing with your right hand over your heart. Vets, stand at attention and render a full, proud salute!
(A law was passed by Congress in 2008 making it lawful for vets and military in civvies to salute the flag.)
Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course. Failure to do
either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed
the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief
(C in C). The President (for those who didn't know) is our C in C regardless of political party. We have no
inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet.
All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military
to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most
likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop
asking us where they are! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see
anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard),
etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you
have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their
families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please
remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing
they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day.
Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked. ' It's the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us
the freedom of the press. ' '' It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. ' ' It's
the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gave us the freedom to demonstrate. ' 'It's the Military who
salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the
protester to burn the flag.'
13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
Oh, yes, one more: If you got this email and did NOT pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass
| THREE PRESIDENTS
The people that are in Congress in Washington, D.C. tell us they can not deport 12 million illegals? We
probably need to vote all of them out of office and send them back to school to learn history! We pay more
to illegals in welfare than it would cost to deport them! Our career politicians need to work for the voters
and the good of the United States of America, not the lobbyist and big business.
HOOVER, TRUMAN and EISENHOWER
Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was
pointed out to me.
Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal
in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work.
Harry Truman deported over two million Illegals after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans.
And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals!
The program was called 'Operation Wetback' so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better
chance at jobs. It took 2 Years, but they deported them!
Now, if they could deport the illegals back then, they can sure do it today!!
If you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite
search engine and confirm it for yourself.
The Border | 1953 Operation Wetback
Don't forget to pay your taxes...
12 - 20 million Illegal Immigrants are depending on you.